My money's on the goat

Unless it's a fainting goat...

I can trust Essjay Ralston with my secrets

Essjay Ralston
She's my girlfriend. A lot of it has to do with mutual trust, but there is the fact that she doesn't know a whole lot of people that I know...

I've never been to the Black History Museum

I just haven't had the opportunity yet. I'll get there eventually.

I want a magic fruit tree!

The Magic Tree

I would want my magic tree to grow magic fruit. Why? Because it sparkles and tastes like sunshine dust. :P